Jokes
Talking sounds just like arguing
You walk around in jumpers when its 25C
but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot
Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up
Every 100 metres is a Periptero (Kiosk)
You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, TV!).
- You text message whilst lifting weights
- Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence
- The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad do?".
- Your next door neighbour cooks "souvla" all 52 Sundays of the year.
- You call everyone "koumbare"('best man')...and they probably are...
- Your local hairdresser asks , 'ti les gia to sxedio anan;'
- your hairdresser has a degree in biology
- even if youve got a computer at home
- people eat all 24hrs of the day
- people go to the beach at night
- your cheek still burns from when relatives pinch it with all their might
- when everyone complains
- cats are to cypriots what pidgeons are to londoners: vermin.
- you get confused in a round-a-bout
- you cook food for a whole army when you have guest's over
- your yiayia has a picture of Makarios on the wall
- you have a relative in every Village
- your yiayia owns the hens
- when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year or more
- You were as tall as yiayia by the age of seven
- you've seen, touched, taken a picture with or fed a goat
- you can tell who a person is by looking at their car
- Immigration checks consist of "who is your dad and what does he do"
- everyone has illegal copies of all computer programs installed on their computer
- weddings are so big the guests have to come in shifts
- when you dont need facebook to find out other peoples' business!!
- u know ur in cyprus when girls stare at you up and down..
- when theres nothing 2 do at 3pm cos evry1 is asleep!
- You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you hate to pay
- You fight to pay the bill just
- even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself
- drivers just stop in their cars in the road to have a chat
- drivers toot their car horns for any reason imaginable
- it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers
- you know your in cyprus when your only
- ..your neighborhood kiosk (periptero) resembles a super market
- The church icons are covered in lipstick
- The priests drive either a pick-up truck or an Audi
- when there are half finished buildings everywhere
- when theres more cars than people are on the pavements
- when the kiosk price sign says:
- when the church has to approve the minister of education.
- when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping
- Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village
- when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you are
- when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think
- when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES
- When every cypriot is named after their grandfather or
- When everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou;
- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives
- They make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
- What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do
- The Greek bailout plan
- How the Cyprus bailout plan will work
- Every Cypriot Woman has at least One or